I want a fancy camera so I can take really high res pictures of my pets and nothing else. 

5 hours ago on 07/31/14 at 11:20pm

jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon

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This lump.

5 hours ago on 07/31/14 at 11:11pm

So when ya gonna shed that leg, huh?

5 hours ago on 07/31/14 at 11:08pm

It’s kinda sad thinking about how when I was a kid, I’d be wondering what kind of stuff I’d be given for my birthday and now as an adult all I wonder about is whether or not my family is even gonna acknowledge me on it. 

5 hours ago on 07/31/14 at 10:54pm

ryo-maybe:

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.

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#sure  

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

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jumbojibbles:

If you liked my Giant Carrot Body Pillow, perhaps you’ll like this kinda big pickle. Get it here.

[UPDATE! My shop is on vacation until 8/11 because my hands were literally curling up into paws from so much handsewing. It’s a health vacation. I’m so happy for all the Tumblove! Follow me here, or on Instagram and definitely sign up for my store updates so you’ll know when it’s available for sale again. I’m also working on a smaller version.]

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Put Tilly’s food down in our room, leave with Dug to make the greyhounds their food. 

Tilly freaks out like “wait don’t leave me” and follows. Dug sneaks off when my back is turned, steals Tilly’s food (a chicken leg) and takes it into Eileen’s room. Take it away, present him with his own food. 

He doesn’t want it and now I’m sitting here trying to coax Tilly into eating her stuff while having to worry about the tall black dog that keeps peeking in, waiting for another chance to strike at that chicken leg. 

9 hours ago on 07/31/14 at 07:22pm
Title: Turn Down For Hwat Artist: Hank Hill 509,988 plays

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#music  

h-a-r-p-o:

Also let’s remember that Nickelodeon’s current VA directing staff is garbage. I’m sure they treat Tom with respect because come on he’s Tom Fucking Kenny.

But let’s remember how Nickelodeon treated Gabriel Iglesias when they asked him to do Voiceover.

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kingslayxrs:

i bet that happens a lot.

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I wish my phone camera would really show the orange on his neck he started displaying after his most recent shed. #ridley

#ridley  
12 hours ago on 07/31/14 at 04:46pm

nargyle:

SLIDES THIS INTO THE ANIME EXPO PILE I finished this just in time! I’ve always loved the HTTYD series, it would’ve been criminal for me not to have done some fan art in some way shape or form. Expect this at cons this summer!

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scalestails:

Detolf cageSo there is a really cool type of hamster cage! It’s created by buying an IKEA Detolf shelf and modfying it slightly. You simple turn it on it’s back and assemble it slightly differently. It’s a FANTASTIC way to get a huge cage for only $65! Seriously great deal.

I also absolutely love the naturalistic style of this cage… now I just need to make one for my mouse… I wonder if it could be used for mice or gerbils? Mice are excellent climbers so I’m thinking not.

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